Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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