He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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