i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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