Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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