She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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