I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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