Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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