I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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