She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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