just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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