i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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