we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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