Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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