Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
