if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
