Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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