i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
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