The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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