I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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