She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
