Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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