Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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