Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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