Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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