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Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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