ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I'm always down for nudity.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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