Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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