Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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