Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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