Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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