Are we in a gay sports bar?
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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