oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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