come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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