No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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