Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Btw I puked in your glovebox
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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