what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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