she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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