That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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