Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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