Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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