Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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