Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
You are a genius and a whore.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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