On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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