i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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