Heybabeimwearingurpanties
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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