bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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