My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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