So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I'm always down for nudity.
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