Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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