Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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