I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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