Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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