I am in a vortex of obligation.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I intend to get homeless drunk
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
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