Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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