I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
my being single is dangerous.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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